This just in from the Atlanta airport:
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Whole Lotta Roy
Someone named Roy (who I don’t know) called my number 9 times over 6 days in July 2012. On one of these days, he called 4 times! Even after calling and leaving 6 messages, on his 7th call he throws in an “I love you” at the end. He called 2 more times then never called again.
Poor Roy.
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Union
From the moment we’re bornwe’re drawn to form a union with othersan abiding drive to connectto loveto belong.In a perfect unionwe find the strength we cannot find in ourselves. -
New Facebook App Idea
It’s March 28th in Northeast Ohio. About 150 days into the big chill. Winter’s last gasp.
And here is my idea for a new Facebook app.
It’s called Newton’s First Law of Spring Break.
Sir Isaac Newton radically changed our understanding of the Universe with his Three Laws of Motion. His third law of motion states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. My app is based on this law.
First, the app confirms you are actually in Northeast Ohio between March 15 and April 15.
Then, the app closely monitors the photos posted by your Facebook Friends. For every Spring Break picture on the beach (or anywhere above 40 degrees) posted by your Facebook “Friends”, the app posts an equal and opposite reaction picture of a dirty parking lot snow pile or a bumper to bumper, interstate blizzard nightmare.
That’s it.
Now someone in Florida can rip off this idea and go make a fortune while we scrape the inch of ice off our BBQ grills and hope the windchill hasn’t made us all sterile.
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When Parents HeyTell
I can’t decide if this is pathetic or a clever attempt at communicating with my teenage son.
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Neighbor’s Blow-Up Steeler Flat On Back
I can only hope that this is foreshadowing as the Browns are about to take the field for what we like to call, “Our Annual Super Bowl”.
Dear God, please don’t let us be humiliated again on national TV.
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Collin Birthday “Organized” Group Photo
Collin Birthday Organized Group Photo
“Ok guys, everyone line up for a nice group photo….”
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History Repeats?
My 9th grade son’s Art folder. Like father, like son.
